So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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