Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I just googled if crying burns calories
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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