Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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