I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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