I must be too annoying 4 u.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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