Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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