yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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