You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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