My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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