Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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