His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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