my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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