a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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