I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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