It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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