How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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