and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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