at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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