areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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