I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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