He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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