Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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