Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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