Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(515): View more from Iowa

i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.

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(618): View more from Illinois

its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches

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(214): View more from Texas

I got "discovered a new religion high" last night

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(203): View more from Connecticut

doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay

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(815): View more from Illinois

there was naked duck duck goose

(703): View more from Virginia

how does that even get suggested?!

(815): View more from Illinois

after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.

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(512): View more from Texas

And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...

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(705): View more from Ontario

I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky

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