But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.