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(440): View more from Ohio

made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.

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(443): View more from Maryland

In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'

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(216): View more from Ohio

You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...

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(602): View more from Arizona

Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.

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21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
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(815): View more from Illinois

omg. MEgabus. stoned.

(815): View more from Illinois

Theres these two guys talking.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.

(704): View more from North Carolina

Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!

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(+49): View more from Germany

I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!

(303): View more from Colorado

It's a Tuesday.

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(561): View more from Florida

Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.

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Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook

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