So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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