I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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