New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
His nipple licking is glorious
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