Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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