Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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