Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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