he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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