elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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