oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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