i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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