why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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