If i could tip my vagina, i would.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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