dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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