Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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