Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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