it wasn't lemon gatorade
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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