IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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