why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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