I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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