I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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