Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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