Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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