hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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