That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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