Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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