About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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