Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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