Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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