So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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