white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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