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He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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